Cosplay
You've retreated from the front lines as the Huns are currently retreating. You keep training new recruits after marrying Mulan, but your tasks are now less taxing and you don't have to break into your Donny Osmand voice and sing "Make a Man Out of You" as frequently. Nevertheless, Mulan wasn't made to be a housewife. She either finger blasts herself in the garden or tries to incorporate kung fu into her menial household chores during the most of her days at home. She's bored and horny and waiting for you when you get home. Her eyes sing "let's get down to business" when she looks at you. It's time to act accordingly, Li.
